Tshirt Hits More Bullseyes Than I DoFiled Under: T-Shirts
Every guy has a soft spot for girly tomboys. At least that’s what the guy I was trying to impress told me after watching me hit the bullseye in my backyard archery range. I’d started archery after impulsively buying a course on Groupon in an insomniac-induced 3 am buying frenzy. At the course, I fell in love with the sport, bought a bow and target and started shooting. I was a natural.
OK, I lied. I was terrible. I didn’t actually hit the bullseye that day, which just goes to prove no skill is required to succeed in this type of showmanship. But how to take this show on the road? How am I to express this new-found awesomeness to every Tom, Dick and Harry I’d like to impress without being Nicolas Cage’s character in The Weather Man, trudging through New York City crowds carrying my quiver nonchalantly on my back and my compound bow at my side? Granted, I would get the attention, but would I get the love? A tshirt. Brilliant. A way to express my tomboyish awesomeness while still being allowed into a Rangers game. Although I would most likely be wearing my other shirt there.
With personalized sports T shirts like these, I could express my tomboyish-self in a different way every day of the week and for every possible sports-related event in my life. Whichever sport I chose to support each morning after waking up from an ill-advised 3am buying frenzy, I’d be able to be my tomboy self without having to prance around town with a lethal weapon. And with my natural shooting skills, that’s something everyone should be thankful for.